presence
muse & mischief
Sometimes you don’t need solutions. You need presence. Unentangled, attuned, and alive to the absurd. The Muse & Mischief Hours are your chance to step into that space: a room where curiosity shares the stage with tenderness, where your side quests are treasures, and where even your confessions land softly.
This isn’t coaching. It isn’t therapy. It isn’t advice. It’s something rarer: a context shift. A human presence that makes space for you to breathe, speak, celebrate, or just exist. No expectations.
There is no touching, but you will feel held.
The Obsession Hour
Indulge your niche glory
1 hour video session – $111
(Private, live, and fully present)
Your passion gets the spotlight. Tell me about the thing your friends have grown tired of — dying yarn with avocado pits, the physics of soap bubbles, obscure anime arcs, the history of mechanical pencils, mushroom foraging failures, your color-coded bookshelf system. I will listen with genuine interest and ask you to tell me more. You’ll be adored for your joy.
The Confession Booth
Your truth, unflinching
1 hour video session – $111
(Private, live, and fully present)
A release ritual. You have a secret. A shame. A truth that wants out of your body. You speak it into the space, and I receive it without reaction or recoil. I listen. I accept. I witness.
The applause
A standing ovation for your moment
1 hour video session – $111
(Private, live, and fully present)
A celebration call. Tell me the story of your win. Whether it’s real, imagined, or somewhere in between, I will meet you with clapping, gasps, and reverent joy.
The velvet booth
A conversation without the strings
1 hour video session – $111
(Private, live, and fully present)
A chat session.You talk, vent, muse, spiral, celebrate. I listen. I nod. I reflect if asked. I ask curious questions. I gasp at the right moments. Nothing is recorded. Nothing is judged.
The quiet hour
Side-by-side in the task you dread
1 hour video session – $111
(Private, live, and fully present)
An easy way to co-regulate. You tackle the task you’ve been avoiding: cleaning out a closet, signing the papers, facing the inbox. I stay present with you. Minimal conversation. Maximum non-intrusive support.
The whisper line
Your voice in a sealed envelope
One-time voice exchange – $22
Asynchronous voice messages. Leave me a long ramble. Say the thing you need to say out loud. Release the secret. I’ll send one back: a truth, a mirror, a moment of gentle witnessing. No back-and-forth. Just a one-time exchange, sealed in its own little envelope of attention.
the arrival
Presence with no requirements
In-person – $222 per hour, daily rate to be discussed
Public locations only. Easiest in San Diego. For other locations, all travel, lodging, costs and meals must be covered.
You arrive somewhere important: a court date, the airport, a medical appointment, a new chapter. I’m there. Warm smile. Calm presence. You want to try that new restaurant or concert but don’t want to go alone. I will attend and be a neutral presence. We can talk or not.
important notes
These sessions are not for crisis support, clinical care, or emotional processing that would be best held by a therapist.
I do not give advice unless explicitly requested. Even then, it will be gentle and rare.
All offerings are grounded in the values of attunement, tenderness, neutrality, awe, and surprise.
why i do this
Because sometimes you need a sacred somebody to sit beside you while life happens.
Not all support has to be solution-based.
I believe in the power of presence to shift the air in the room.
You can hire me. Not to fix you, just to be with you.